Fix baubles support. I blame Forge (specifically CPW) for breaking lazy classloading. This would never have happened with LiteLoader.

src/main/java/com/minelittlepony/unicopia/extern/BaubleAlicornAmulet.java

@@ -1,5 +1,6 @@
 package com.minelittlepony.unicopia.extern;
 
+import com.minelittlepony.unicopia.Unicopia;
 import com.minelittlepony.unicopia.item.ItemAlicornAmulet;
 
 import baubles.api.BaubleType;
@@ -16,7 +17,11 @@ import net.minecraft.util.EnumActionResult;
 import net.minecraft.util.EnumHand;
 import net.minecraft.world.World;
 
-public class BaubleAlicornAmulet extends ItemAlicornAmulet implements IBauble {
+class BaubleAlicornAmulet extends ItemAlicornAmulet implements IBauble {
+
+    static {
+        Unicopia.log.warn("Loaded BaubleAlicornAmulet.class If this is called, baubles must be present. Otherwise the game has probably already crashed...");
+    }
 
     public BaubleAlicornAmulet(String domain, String name) {
         super(domain, name);

src/main/java/com/minelittlepony/unicopia/extern/Baubles.java

@@ -1,9 +1,9 @@
 package com.minelittlepony.unicopia.extern;
 
+import com.minelittlepony.unicopia.Unicopia;
+import com.minelittlepony.unicopia.forgebullshit.FUF;
 import com.minelittlepony.unicopia.item.ItemAlicornAmulet;
 
-import baubles.api.BaubleType;
-import baubles.api.BaublesApi;
 import net.minecraft.entity.player.EntityPlayer;
 import net.minecraft.item.Item;
 
@@ -12,30 +12,49 @@ public class Baubles {
     private static boolean checkComplete;
     private static boolean modIsActive;
 
-    static boolean isModActive() {
+    @FUF(reason = "Forge is so strict with their class loading it's a ff**8 joke")
+    public static boolean isModActive() {
         if (!checkComplete) {
             checkComplete = true;
 
             try {
-                modIsActive = BaubleType.AMULET.getValidSlots().length > 0;
+                modIsActive = baubles.api.BaubleType.AMULET.getValidSlots().length > 0;
-            } catch (Exception e) {
+            } catch (Throwable e) {
+                Unicopia.log.error("Baubles are not present. Continuing without them.");
+
                 modIsActive = false;
             }
         }
 
+        if (modIsActive) {
+            Unicopia.log.debug("Baubles detected. baubles.api.BaubleType.AMULET.getValidSlots().length > 0 is true.");
+        }
+
         return modIsActive;
     }
 
-    public static ItemAlicornAmulet alicornAmulet(String domain, String name) {
+    public static ItemAlicornAmulet alicornAmulet() {
-        if (isModActive()) {
+        try {
-            return new BaubleAlicornAmulet(domain, name);
+            if (isModActive()) {
+                Unicopia.log.debug("Constructing BaubleAlicornAmulet.");
+
+                // FUCK YOU FORGE YOU PIECE OF SHIT
+                // DON'T LOAD THIS GOD DAMN CLASS UNTIL I FUCKING TELL YOU TO
+
+                Class<?> cls = ClassLoader.getSystemClassLoader().loadClass("com.minelittlepony.unicopia.extern.BaubleAlicornAmulet");
+
+                return (ItemAlicornAmulet)cls.getConstructor(String.class, String.class).newInstance(Unicopia.MODID, "alicorn_amulet");
+            }
+        } catch (Throwable e) {
+            Unicopia.log.error("Unicopia-Baubles support failed to load.", e);
         }
-        return new ItemAlicornAmulet(domain, name);
+
+        return new ItemAlicornAmulet(Unicopia.MODID, "alicorn_amulet");
     }
 
     public static int isBaubleEquipped(EntityPlayer player, Item bauble) {
         if (isModActive()) {
-            return BaublesApi.isBaubleEquipped(player, bauble);
+            return baubles.api.BaublesApi.isBaubleEquipped(player, bauble);
         }
 
         return -1;

src/main/java/com/minelittlepony/unicopia/init/UItems.java

@@ -141,7 +141,8 @@ public class UItems {
     public static final ItemSpell curse = new ItemCurse(Unicopia.MODID, "corrupted_gem");
 
     public static final ItemOfHolding bag_of_holding = new ItemOfHolding(Unicopia.MODID, "bag_of_holding");
-    public static final ItemAlicornAmulet alicorn_amulet = Baubles.alicornAmulet(Unicopia.MODID, "alicorn_amulet");
+    public static final ItemAlicornAmulet alicorn_amulet = Baubles.isModActive()
+            ? Baubles.alicornAmulet() : new ItemAlicornAmulet(Unicopia.MODID, "alicorn_amulet");
 
     public static final ItemSpellbook spellbook = new ItemSpellbook(Unicopia.MODID, "spellbook");
     public static final Item staff_meadow_brook = new ItemStaff(Unicopia.MODID, "staff_meadow_brook").setMaxDamage(2);
@@ -231,6 +232,7 @@ public class UItems {
             .setUseAction(EnumAction.DRINK)
             .setContainerItem(Items.GLASS_BOTTLE);
 
+
     static void init(IForgeRegistry<Item> registry) {
         RegistryLockSpinner.open(Item.REGISTRY, Items.class, r -> r
                 .replace(Items.APPLE, red_apple)