diff --git a/LICENSE b/LICENSE
new file mode 100644
index 00000000..e13b1a9b
--- /dev/null
+++ b/LICENSE
@@ -0,0 +1,13 @@
+            DO WHAT THE FUCK YOU WANT TO PUBLIC LICENSE
+                    Version 2, December 2004
+
+ Copyright (C) 2012 <our names>
+
+ Everyone is permitted to copy and distribute verbatim or modified
+ copies of this license document, and changing it is allowed as long
+ as the name is changed.
+
+            DO WHAT THE FUCK YOU WANT TO PUBLIC LICENSE
+   TERMS AND CONDITIONS FOR COPYING, DISTRIBUTION AND MODIFICATION
+
+  0. You just DO WHAT THE FUCK YOU WANT TO.
diff --git a/README b/README
index 6a914a67..03091ad3 100644
--- a/README
+++ b/README
@@ -1,3 +1,6 @@
+I don't even know...
+
 Author of the cows is unknown.
 Depends on cowsay for obvious reasons.
 Not even finished.
+Put "ponies" to /usr/share or /usr/local/share
diff --git a/ponysay b/ponysay
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+++ b/ponysay
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+#!/usr/bin/env bash
+PERL_UNICODE=S
+ponydir=/usr/share/ponies
+lponydir=/usr/local/share/ponies
+function ponyf() {
+    if [[ -f ${ponydir}/${1}.cow ]] ; then
+	cowsay -f "${ponydir}/${1}.cow" $@
+    elif [[ -f ${lponydir}/${1}.cow ]] ; then
+	cowsay -f "${lponydir}/${1}.cow" $@
+    else
+	ponyr
+    fi
+}
+function ponyr() {
+    cowsay -f $(ls /usr/share/ponies/*.cow | sort -R | head -n1) $@
+}
+
+while getopts f:h:v: OPT
+do
+    case ${OPT} in
+	v)  echo "v0.01" ;;
+	h)  echo "helpherpderp" ;;
+	f)  ponyf $* ;;
+	*)  ponyr $* ;;
+    esac
+done