diff --git a/ponies/pinacolada.pony b/ponies/pinacolada.pony
new file mode 100644
index 00000000..05e845f2
--- /dev/null
+++ b/ponies/pinacolada.pony
@@ -0,0 +1,23 @@
+$the_cow =<<EOC;
+\e[0m    $thoughts
+     $thoughts
+      $thoughts
+        \e[48;5;139m  \e[38;5;182m\N{U+2584}\N{U+2584}\e[49m\e[38;5;139m\N{U+2584}\N{U+2584}\N{U+2584}\e[39m                    \e[0m
+     \e[38;5;139m\N{U+2584}\N{U+2584}\N{U+2584}\N{U+2584}\e[48;5;139m \e[38;5;182m\N{U+2580}\e[48;5;182m    \e[48;5;139m\e[38;5;247m\N{U+2584}\e[49m\N{U+2584}\e[39m                  \e[0m
+   \e[38;5;139m\N{U+2584}\e[48;5;182m\N{U+2580}         \e[38;5;247m\N{U+2584}\e[48;5;225m\N{U+2580} \e[48;5;247m \e[39m\e[49m                 \e[0m
+  \e[38;5;139m\N{U+2584}\e[48;5;182m\N{U+2580}       \N{U+2584}\N{U+2584}\e[38;5;247m\N{U+2584}\e[48;5;225m\N{U+2580} \N{U+2584} \e[48;5;247m \e[39m\e[49m                \e[0m
+ \e[38;5;139m\N{U+2584}\e[48;5;139m \e[48;5;182m \N{U+2584}\e[48;5;139m \e[48;5;182m\N{U+2580}\e[48;5;139m \e[38;5;182m\N{U+2580} \e[38;5;225m\N{U+2584}\e[48;5;225m     \e[38;5;247m\N{U+2580} \e[48;5;247m \e[48;5;139m\e[38;5;182m\N{U+2584}\e[49m\e[38;5;139m\N{U+2584}\e[39m              \e[0m
+ \e[48;5;139m  \e[38;5;182m\N{U+2580}\e[38;5;247m\N{U+2584}\e[48;5;225m \e[48;5;139m \e[38;5;225m\N{U+2584}\e[48;5;225m         \e[48;5;247m \e[48;5;182m  \e[38;5;139m\N{U+2580}\e[49m\N{U+2584}\e[39m             \e[0m
+ \e[48;5;139m \e[49m\e[38;5;139m\N{U+2580}\e[48;5;247m \e[48;5;225m   \e[38;5;16m\N{U+2584}\e[48;5;16m \e[48;5;231m\N{U+2580}\N{U+2580}\e[48;5;66m\N{U+2580}\e[48;5;225m\N{U+2584}\N{U+2580}   \e[48;5;139m \e[48;5;182m   \e[48;5;139m \e[39m\e[49m             \e[0m
+   \e[38;5;247m\N{U+2580}\e[48;5;225m\N{U+2584}  \e[48;5;16m  \e[38;5;231m\N{U+2580}\N{U+2580}\e[48;5;66m \e[48;5;16m \e[38;5;225m\N{U+2584}\e[48;5;225m   \e[48;5;139m \e[48;5;182m   \e[48;5;139m \e[39m\e[49m             \e[0m
+   \e[48;5;247m \e[38;5;225m\N{U+2584}\e[48;5;225m  \e[38;5;231m\N{U+2580}\e[48;5;16m\e[38;5;66m\N{U+2584}\e[48;5;231m\N{U+2584}\e[48;5;225m\N{U+2580}\e[38;5;231m\N{U+2580}    \e[48;5;139m \e[48;5;182m \e[38;5;139m\N{U+2584} \N{U+2584}\e[39m\e[49m              \e[0m
+   \e[38;5;247m\N{U+2580}\e[48;5;225m\N{U+2584}\N{U+2584}\e[48;5;247m \e[48;5;225m     \N{U+2584}  \N{U+2584}\e[48;5;139m \e[38;5;182m\N{U+2580} \e[48;5;182m \e[49m\e[38;5;139m\N{U+2580}\e[39m  \e[38;5;139m\N{U+2584}\N{U+2584}\e[48;5;182m\N{U+2580}\N{U+2580}\N{U+2580}\N{U+2580}\N{U+2580}\N{U+2580}\e[49m\N{U+2584}\e[39m   \e[0m
+      \e[38;5;247m\N{U+2580}\N{U+2580}\N{U+2580}\N{U+2580}\N{U+2580}\e[48;5;247m \e[48;5;225m   \N{U+2580}\e[49m\N{U+2584}\N{U+2584}\e[48;5;139m \e[38;5;225m\N{U+2584}\e[48;5;247m\e[38;5;101m\N{U+2584}\N{U+2584}\e[38;5;139m\N{U+2580}\e[48;5;182m \N{U+2584}\N{U+2584}      \N{U+2580}\e[49m\N{U+2584}\e[39m \e[0m
+           \e[48;5;247m \e[48;5;225m        \e[38;5;101m\N{U+2580}\e[48;5;101m \e[48;5;225m\N{U+2580}\e[48;5;247m \e[39m\e[49m  \e[38;5;139m\N{U+2580}\N{U+2580}\e[48;5;182m\N{U+2584}    \N{U+2580}\e[49m\N{U+2584}\e[0m
+           \e[38;5;247m\N{U+2580}\e[48;5;225m\N{U+2584}  \N{U+2584}  \N{U+2584} \e[38;5;144m\N{U+2580}\N{U+2580}\e[48;5;247m\N{U+2580} \e[49m\e[38;5;247m\N{U+2584}\N{U+2584}\e[39m   \e[38;5;139m\N{U+2580}\e[48;5;182m\N{U+2584}\N{U+2584}  \e[48;5;139m \e[0m
+           \e[48;5;247m \e[48;5;225m   \e[38;5;247m\N{U+2580}\e[48;5;247m  \e[48;5;225m  \N{U+2584}\e[48;5;247m \e[38;5;225m\N{U+2580}\e[48;5;225m   \e[38;5;247m\N{U+2580}\e[49m\N{U+2584}\e[39m    \e[38;5;139m\N{U+2580}\N{U+2580}\e[48;5;139m \e[0m
+         \e[38;5;247m\N{U+2584}\e[48;5;225m\N{U+2580}\N{U+2580}\N{U+2584}   \e[48;5;247m  \e[48;5;225m\N{U+2580}  \e[48;5;247m \e[39m\e[49m \e[38;5;247m\N{U+2580}\e[48;5;225m\N{U+2584}  \e[48;5;247m \e[39m\e[49m       \e[0m
+         \e[48;5;247m \e[48;5;225m   \e[48;5;247m \e[49m\e[38;5;247m\N{U+2580}\N{U+2580}\e[39m \e[48;5;247m \e[38;5;225m\N{U+2580}\e[48;5;225m  \e[48;5;247m \e[39m\e[49m   \e[38;5;247m\N{U+2580}\N{U+2580}\e[39m        \e[0m
+         \e[38;5;247m\N{U+2580}\N{U+2580}\N{U+2580}\N{U+2580}\e[39m      \e[38;5;247m\N{U+2580}\N{U+2580}\e[39m              \e[0m
+
+EOC
diff --git a/ttyponies/pinacolada.pony b/ttyponies/pinacolada.pony
new file mode 100644
index 00000000..e142efcd
--- /dev/null
+++ b/ttyponies/pinacolada.pony
@@ -0,0 +1,24 @@
+$the_cow =<<EOC;
+\e]P7aaaaaa\e]Pfffffff\e[0m    $thoughts
+     $thoughts
+      $thoughts
+        \e]P7af87af\e[47m  \e]Pfd7afd7\e[1;37m\N{U+2584}\N{U+2584}\e[49m\e]Pfaf87af\e[1;37m\N{U+2584}\N{U+2584}\N{U+2584}\e[39m                    \e]P7aaaaaa\e]Pfffffff\e[0m
+     \e]Pfaf87af\e[1;37m\N{U+2584}\N{U+2584}\N{U+2584}\N{U+2584}\e]P7af87af\e[47m \e]Pfd7afd7\e[1;37m\N{U+2580}\e]P7d7afd7\e[47m    \e]P7af87af\e[47m\e]Pf9e9e9e\e[1;37m\N{U+2584}\e[49m\N{U+2584}\e[39m                  \e]P7aaaaaa\e]Pfffffff\e[0m
+   \e]Pfaf87af\e[1;37m\N{U+2584}\e]P7d7afd7\e[47m\N{U+2580}         \e]Pf9e9e9e\e[1;37m\N{U+2584}\e]P7ffd7ff\e[47m\N{U+2580} \e]P79e9e9e\e[47m \e[39m\e[49m                 \e]P7aaaaaa\e]Pfffffff\e[0m
+  \e]Pfaf87af\e[1;37m\N{U+2584}\e]P7d7afd7\e[47m\N{U+2580}       \N{U+2584}\N{U+2584}\e]Pf9e9e9e\e[1;37m\N{U+2584}\e]P7ffd7ff\e[47m\N{U+2580} \N{U+2584} \e]P79e9e9e\e[47m \e[39m\e[49m                \e]P7aaaaaa\e]Pfffffff\e[0m
+ \e]Pfaf87af\e[1;37m\N{U+2584}\e]P7af87af\e[47m \e]P7d7afd7\e[47m \N{U+2584}\e]P7af87af\e[47m \e]P7d7afd7\e[47m\N{U+2580}\e]P7af87af\e[47m \e]Pfd7afd7\e[1;37m\N{U+2580} \e]Pfffd7ff\e[1;37m\N{U+2584}\e]P7ffd7ff\e[47m     \e]Pf9e9e9e\e[1;37m\N{U+2580} \e]P79e9e9e\e[47m \e]P7af87af\e[47m\e]Pfd7afd7\e[1;37m\N{U+2584}\e[49m\e]Pfaf87af\e[1;37m\N{U+2584}\e[39m              \e]P7aaaaaa\e]Pfffffff\e[0m
+ \e]P7af87af\e[47m  \e]Pfd7afd7\e[1;37m\N{U+2580}\e]Pf9e9e9e\e[1;37m\N{U+2584}\e]P7ffd7ff\e[47m \e]P7af87af\e[47m \e]Pfffd7ff\e[1;37m\N{U+2584}\e]P7ffd7ff\e[47m         \e]P79e9e9e\e[47m \e]P7d7afd7\e[47m  \e]Pfaf87af\e[1;37m\N{U+2580}\e[49m\N{U+2584}\e[39m             \e]P7aaaaaa\e]Pfffffff\e[0m
+ \e]P7af87af\e[47m \e[49m\e]Pfaf87af\e[1;37m\N{U+2580}\e]P79e9e9e\e[47m \e]P7ffd7ff\e[47m   \e]Pf000000\e[1;37m\N{U+2584}\e]P7000000\e[47m \e]P7ffffff\e[47m\N{U+2580}\N{U+2580}\e]P75f8787\e[47m\N{U+2580}\e]P7ffd7ff\e[47m\N{U+2584}\N{U+2580}   \e]P7af87af\e[47m \e]P7d7afd7\e[47m   \e]P7af87af\e[47m \e[39m\e[49m             \e]P7aaaaaa\e]Pfffffff\e[0m
+   \e]Pf9e9e9e\e[1;37m\N{U+2580}\e]P7ffd7ff\e[47m\N{U+2584}  \e]P7000000\e[47m  \e]Pfffffff\e[1;37m\N{U+2580}\N{U+2580}\e]P75f8787\e[47m \e]P7000000\e[47m \e]Pfffd7ff\e[1;37m\N{U+2584}\e]P7ffd7ff\e[47m   \e]P7af87af\e[47m \e]P7d7afd7\e[47m   \e]P7af87af\e[47m \e[39m\e[49m             \e]P7aaaaaa\e]Pfffffff\e[0m
+   \e]P79e9e9e\e[47m \e]Pfffd7ff\e[1;37m\N{U+2584}\e]P7ffd7ff\e[47m  \e]Pfffffff\e[1;37m\N{U+2580}\e]P7000000\e[47m\e]Pf5f8787\e[1;37m\N{U+2584}\e]P7ffffff\e[47m\N{U+2584}\e]P7ffd7ff\e[47m\N{U+2580}\e]Pfffffff\e[1;37m\N{U+2580}    \e]P7af87af\e[47m \e]P7d7afd7\e[47m \e]Pfaf87af\e[1;37m\N{U+2584} \N{U+2584}\e[39m\e[49m              \e]P7aaaaaa\e]Pfffffff\e[0m
+   \e]Pf9e9e9e\e[1;37m\N{U+2580}\e]P7ffd7ff\e[47m\N{U+2584}\N{U+2584}\e]P79e9e9e\e[47m \e]P7ffd7ff\e[47m     \N{U+2584}  \N{U+2584}\e]P7af87af\e[47m \e]Pfd7afd7\e[1;37m\N{U+2580} \e]P7d7afd7\e[47m \e[49m\e]Pfaf87af\e[1;37m\N{U+2580}\e[39m  \e]Pfaf87af\e[1;37m\N{U+2584}\N{U+2584}\e]P7d7afd7\e[47m\N{U+2580}\N{U+2580}\N{U+2580}\N{U+2580}\N{U+2580}\N{U+2580}\e[49m\N{U+2584}\e[39m   \e]P7aaaaaa\e]Pfffffff\e[0m
+      \e]Pf9e9e9e\e[1;37m\N{U+2580}\N{U+2580}\N{U+2580}\N{U+2580}\N{U+2580}\e]P79e9e9e\e[47m \e]P7ffd7ff\e[47m   \N{U+2580}\e[49m\N{U+2584}\N{U+2584}\e]P7af87af\e[47m \e]Pfffd7ff\e[1;37m\N{U+2584}\e]P79e9e9e\e[47m\e]Pf87875f\e[1;37m\N{U+2584}\N{U+2584}\e]Pfaf87af\e[1;37m\N{U+2580}\e]P7d7afd7\e[47m \N{U+2584}\N{U+2584}      \N{U+2580}\e[49m\N{U+2584}\e[39m \e]P7aaaaaa\e]Pfffffff\e[0m
+           \e]P79e9e9e\e[47m \e]P7ffd7ff\e[47m        \e]Pf87875f\e[1;37m\N{U+2580}\e]P787875f\e[47m \e]P7ffd7ff\e[47m\N{U+2580}\e]P79e9e9e\e[47m \e[39m\e[49m  \e]Pfaf87af\e[1;37m\N{U+2580}\N{U+2580}\e]P7d7afd7\e[47m\N{U+2584}    \N{U+2580}\e[49m\N{U+2584}\e]P7aaaaaa\e]Pfffffff\e[0m
+           \e]Pf9e9e9e\e[1;37m\N{U+2580}\e]P7ffd7ff\e[47m\N{U+2584}  \N{U+2584}  \N{U+2584} \e]Pfafaf87\e[1;37m\N{U+2580}\N{U+2580}\e]P79e9e9e\e[47m\N{U+2580} \e[49m\e]Pf9e9e9e\e[1;37m\N{U+2584}\N{U+2584}\e[39m   \e]Pfaf87af\e[1;37m\N{U+2580}\e]P7d7afd7\e[47m\N{U+2584}\N{U+2584}  \e]P7af87af\e[47m \e]P7aaaaaa\e]Pfffffff\e[0m
+           \e]P79e9e9e\e[47m \e]P7ffd7ff\e[47m   \e]Pf9e9e9e\e[1;37m\N{U+2580}\e]P79e9e9e\e[47m  \e]P7ffd7ff\e[47m  \N{U+2584}\e]P79e9e9e\e[47m \e]Pfffd7ff\e[1;37m\N{U+2580}\e]P7ffd7ff\e[47m   \e]Pf9e9e9e\e[1;37m\N{U+2580}\e[49m\N{U+2584}\e[39m    \e]Pfaf87af\e[1;37m\N{U+2580}\N{U+2580}\e]P7af87af\e[47m \e]P7aaaaaa\e]Pfffffff\e[0m
+         \e]Pf9e9e9e\e[1;37m\N{U+2584}\e]P7ffd7ff\e[47m\N{U+2580}\N{U+2580}\N{U+2584}   \e]P79e9e9e\e[47m  \e]P7ffd7ff\e[47m\N{U+2580}  \e]P79e9e9e\e[47m \e[39m\e[49m \e]Pf9e9e9e\e[1;37m\N{U+2580}\e]P7ffd7ff\e[47m\N{U+2584}  \e]P79e9e9e\e[47m \e[39m\e[49m       \e]P7aaaaaa\e]Pfffffff\e[0m
+         \e]P79e9e9e\e[47m \e]P7ffd7ff\e[47m   \e]P79e9e9e\e[47m \e[49m\e]Pf9e9e9e\e[1;37m\N{U+2580}\N{U+2580}\e[39m \e]P79e9e9e\e[47m \e]Pfffd7ff\e[1;37m\N{U+2580}\e]P7ffd7ff\e[47m  \e]P79e9e9e\e[47m \e[39m\e[49m   \e]Pf9e9e9e\e[1;37m\N{U+2580}\N{U+2580}\e[39m        \e]P7aaaaaa\e]Pfffffff\e[0m
+         \e]Pf9e9e9e\e[1;37m\N{U+2580}\N{U+2580}\N{U+2580}\N{U+2580}\e[39m      \e]Pf9e9e9e\e[1;37m\N{U+2580}\N{U+2580}\e[39m              \e]P7aaaaaa\e]Pfffffff\e[0m
+
+
+EOC