diff --git a/balloons/ascii.say b/balloons/ascii.say
new file mode 100644
index 00000000..1a9d0140
--- /dev/null
+++ b/balloons/ascii.say
@@ -0,0 +1,30 @@
+/:/
+\:\
+
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+
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+
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+:/
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+:\
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+se:/
+
+nnw:_
+:
+nne:_
+:
+ssw:_
+sse:_
+
+nww:|  
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+sww:|  
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diff --git a/balloons/ascii.think b/balloons/ascii.think
new file mode 100644
index 00000000..56591d2d
--- /dev/null
+++ b/balloons/ascii.think
@@ -0,0 +1,30 @@
+/:o
+\:o
+
+n:_
+: 
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+
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+
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+
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+: 
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+: 
+ssw:_
+sse:_
+
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+nee:  )
+sww:(  
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diff --git a/balloons/cowsay.say b/balloons/cowsay.say
new file mode 100644
index 00000000..827183e5
--- /dev/null
+++ b/balloons/cowsay.say
@@ -0,0 +1,25 @@
+/:/
+\:\
+
+n:_
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+
+ww:<
+ee:>
+
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+
+nnw:_
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+ssw:-
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+
+nww:/
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+see:/
diff --git a/balloons/cowsay.think b/balloons/cowsay.think
new file mode 100644
index 00000000..1450bc78
--- /dev/null
+++ b/balloons/cowsay.think
@@ -0,0 +1,25 @@
+/:o
+\:o
+
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+
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+
+nnw:_
+nne:_
+ssw:-
+sse:-
+
+nww:( 
+nee: )
+sww:( 
+see: )
diff --git a/balloons/linux-vt.say b/balloons/linux-vt.say
new file mode 100644
index 00000000..69a14aee
--- /dev/null
+++ b/balloons/linux-vt.say
@@ -0,0 +1,35 @@
+/:/
+\:\
+
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+
+ww:│  
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+
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+:│
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+:└
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+:┘
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+: 
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+: 
+ssw: 
+:─
+sse: 
+:─
+
+nww:│  
+nee:  │
+sww:│  
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diff --git a/balloons/round.say b/balloons/round.say
new file mode 100644
index 00000000..01ef456e
--- /dev/null
+++ b/balloons/round.say
@@ -0,0 +1,35 @@
+/:╱
+\:╲
+
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+:─
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+
+ww:│  
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+:╰
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+
+nnw:─
+: 
+nne:─
+: 
+ssw: 
+:─
+sse: 
+:─
+
+nww:│  
+nee:  │
+sww:│  
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diff --git a/balloons/unicode.say b/balloons/unicode.say
new file mode 100644
index 00000000..a67a7f82
--- /dev/null
+++ b/balloons/unicode.say
@@ -0,0 +1,35 @@
+/:╱
+\:╲
+
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+
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+: 
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+: 
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+:─
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+:─
+
+nww:│  
+nee:  │
+sww:│  
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diff --git a/balloons/unicode.think b/balloons/unicode.think
new file mode 100644
index 00000000..fba4c51b
--- /dev/null
+++ b/balloons/unicode.think
@@ -0,0 +1,25 @@
+/:o
+\:o
+
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+
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+
+nww:(  
+nee:  )
+sww:(  
+see:  )