diff --git a/LICENSE b/COPYING
similarity index 91%
rename from LICENSE
rename to COPYING
index 459b463d..6d08ceb6 100644
--- a/LICENSE
+++ b/COPYING
@@ -10,4 +10,4 @@
            DO WHAT THE FUCK YOU WANT TO PUBLIC LICENSE
   TERMS AND CONDITIONS FOR COPYING, DISTRIBUTION AND MODIFICATION
 
- 0. You just DO WHAT THE FUCK YOU WANT TO.
+ 0. You just DO WHAT THE FUCK YOU WANT TO.
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/README b/README
index 6213c89b..dfc66c62 100644
--- a/README
+++ b/README
@@ -2,4 +2,3 @@ I don't even know...
 
 Author of the cows is unknown.
 Depends on cowsay for obvious reasons.
-
diff --git a/ponythink b/ponythink
new file mode 100755
index 00000000..d43e84df
--- /dev/null
+++ b/ponythink
@@ -0,0 +1,26 @@
+#!/usr/bin/env bash
+export PERL_UNICODE=S
+ponydir=/usr/share/ponies
+
+function ponyf() {
+    if [[ -f ${ponydir}/${1}.cow ]] ; then
+        cowthink -f "${ponydir}/${1}.cow" $@
+    else
+        ponyr $@
+    fi
+}
+function ponyr() {
+    cowthink -f $(ls ${ponydir}/*.cow | sort -R | head -n1) $@
+}
+
+while getopts f:hv OPT
+do
+    case ${OPT} in
+	v)  echo "v0.01" ; exit;;
+	h)  echo "helpherpderp" ; exit;;
+	f)  ponyf $* ; exit;;
+	\?) echo "DERP"; exit;;
+	*)  ponyr $* ; exit;;
+    esac
+done
+ponyr $*