diff --git a/src/main/java/com/minelittlepony/unicopia/spell/SpellAwkward.java b/src/main/java/com/minelittlepony/unicopia/spell/SpellAwkward.java
new file mode 100644
index 00000000..98c5a557
--- /dev/null
+++ b/src/main/java/com/minelittlepony/unicopia/spell/SpellAwkward.java
@@ -0,0 +1,63 @@
+package com.minelittlepony.unicopia.spell;
+
+import java.util.List;
+
+import com.google.common.collect.Lists;
+import com.minelittlepony.util.shape.Sphere;
+
+import net.minecraft.util.EnumParticleTypes;
+import net.minecraft.util.math.MathHelper;
+
+public class SpellAwkward extends AbstractSpell {
+
+    private final List<String> names = Lists.newArrayList(EnumParticleTypes.getParticleNames());
+
+    private final int max = names.size();
+
+    @Override
+    public String getName() {
+        return "awkward";
+    }
+
+    @Override
+    public SpellAffinity getAffinity() {
+        return SpellAffinity.NEUTRAL;
+    }
+
+    @Override
+    public int getTint() {
+        return 0x248712;
+    }
+
+    @Override
+    public boolean update(ICaster<?> source, int level) {
+        return true;
+    }
+
+    @Override
+    public void render(ICaster<?> source, int level) {
+        source.spawnParticles(new Sphere(false, (1 + level) * 8), 10, pos -> {
+            int index = (int)MathHelper.nextDouble(source.getWorld().rand, 0, max);
+
+            EnumParticleTypes type = EnumParticleTypes.getByName(names.get(index));
+
+            if (shouldSpawnParticle(type)) {
+                int[] arguments = new int[type.getArgumentCount()];
+
+                source.getWorld().spawnParticle(type, pos.x, pos.y, pos.z, 0, 0, 0, arguments);
+            }
+        });
+    }
+
+    protected boolean shouldSpawnParticle(EnumParticleTypes type) {
+        switch (type) {
+            case BARRIER:
+            case SMOKE_LARGE:
+            case MOB_APPEARANCE:
+            case EXPLOSION_HUGE:
+            case EXPLOSION_LARGE:
+            case EXPLOSION_NORMAL: return false;
+            default: return true;
+        }
+    }
+}
diff --git a/src/main/java/com/minelittlepony/unicopia/spell/SpellRegistry.java b/src/main/java/com/minelittlepony/unicopia/spell/SpellRegistry.java
index d8f7f900..c067130a 100644
--- a/src/main/java/com/minelittlepony/unicopia/spell/SpellRegistry.java
+++ b/src/main/java/com/minelittlepony/unicopia/spell/SpellRegistry.java
@@ -39,6 +39,7 @@ public class SpellRegistry {
         registerSpell(SpellVortex::new);
         registerSpell(SpellDisguise::new);
         registerSpell(SpellNecromancy::new);
+        registerSpell(SpellAwkward::new);
     }
 
     @Nullable
diff --git a/src/main/resources/assets/unicopia/lang/en_US.lang b/src/main/resources/assets/unicopia/lang/en_US.lang
index 4e4cee82..c54eb78f 100644
--- a/src/main/resources/assets/unicopia/lang/en_US.lang
+++ b/src/main/resources/assets/unicopia/lang/en_US.lang
@@ -33,6 +33,9 @@ item.corrupted_gem.enchanted.name=Fractured Gem of %s
 spell.shield.name=Defense
 spell.shield.tagline=Protection I
 
+spell.awkward.name=Awkwardness
+spell.awkward.tagline=*Derp*
+
 spell.portal.name=Transportation
 spell.portal.tagline=Teleportation I
 
@@ -51,6 +54,9 @@ spell.ice.tagline=Ice I
 curse.shield.name=Repulsion
 curse.shield.tagline=Hostility I
 
+curse.awkward.name=Awkwardness
+curse.awkward.tagline=*Derp*
+
 curse.vortex.name=Suffering
 curse.vortex.tagline=Torture I