diff --git a/src/main/java/com/minelittlepony/unicopia/client/render/PlayerPoser.java b/src/main/java/com/minelittlepony/unicopia/client/render/PlayerPoser.java
index e063a53f..2f68ecbc 100644
--- a/src/main/java/com/minelittlepony/unicopia/client/render/PlayerPoser.java
+++ b/src/main/java/com/minelittlepony/unicopia/client/render/PlayerPoser.java
@@ -4,6 +4,7 @@ import java.util.Optional;
 
 import com.minelittlepony.unicopia.Race;
 import com.minelittlepony.unicopia.USounds;
+import com.minelittlepony.unicopia.UTags;
 import com.minelittlepony.unicopia.client.minelittlepony.MineLPDelegate;
 import com.minelittlepony.unicopia.command.CommandArgumentEnum;
 import com.minelittlepony.unicopia.entity.player.Pony;
@@ -20,6 +21,7 @@ import net.minecraft.entity.player.PlayerEntity;
 import net.minecraft.item.ItemStack;
 import net.minecraft.sound.SoundEvent;
 import net.minecraft.util.Arm;
+import net.minecraft.util.Hand;
 import net.minecraft.util.StringIdentifiable;
 import net.minecraft.util.math.*;
 
@@ -40,9 +42,34 @@ public class PlayerPoser {
         boolean liftRightArm = mainArm == Arm.RIGHT || !ponyRace.isEquine();
 
         ItemStack glasses = GlassesItem.getForEntity(player);
-
         ModelPart head = model.getHead();
 
+        if (context == Context.THIRD_PERSON && !player.isSneaking()) {
+            Hand leftHand = mainArm == Arm.LEFT ? Hand.MAIN_HAND : Hand.OFF_HAND;
+            Hand rightHand = mainArm == Arm.LEFT ? Hand.OFF_HAND : Hand.MAIN_HAND;
+
+            float pitchChange = -0.5F;
+            float yawChange = 0.8F;
+
+            if (player.getStackInHand(rightHand).isIn(UTags.POLEARMS) && (!ponyRace.isEquine() || model.rightArm.pitch != 0)) {
+                model.rightArm.pitch += pitchChange;
+                model.rightArm.yaw += yawChange;
+                if (player.handSwingTicks > 0 && rightHand == Hand.MAIN_HAND) {
+                    model.rightArm.yaw -= 0.5F;
+                    model.rightArm.pitch += 1.5F;
+                }
+            }
+
+            if (player.getStackInHand(leftHand).isIn(UTags.POLEARMS) && (!ponyRace.isEquine() || model.leftArm.pitch != 0)) {
+                model.leftArm.pitch += pitchChange;
+                model.leftArm.yaw -= yawChange;
+                if (player.handSwingTicks > 0 && leftHand == Hand.MAIN_HAND) {
+                    model.leftArm.yaw -= 0.5F;
+                    model.leftArm.pitch += 1.5F;
+                }
+            }
+        }
+
         if (glasses.hasCustomName() && "Cool Shades".equals(glasses.getName().getString())) {
             final float bop = AnimationUtil.beat(player.age, HEAD_NOD_DURATION, HEAD_NOD_GAP) * 3F;
             head.pitch += bop / 10F;
diff --git a/src/main/java/com/minelittlepony/unicopia/client/render/PolearmRenderer.java b/src/main/java/com/minelittlepony/unicopia/client/render/PolearmRenderer.java
index eea59a74..6d94f06b 100644
--- a/src/main/java/com/minelittlepony/unicopia/client/render/PolearmRenderer.java
+++ b/src/main/java/com/minelittlepony/unicopia/client/render/PolearmRenderer.java
@@ -4,7 +4,6 @@ import net.fabricmc.fabric.api.client.model.ModelLoadingRegistry;
 import net.fabricmc.fabric.api.client.rendering.v1.BuiltinItemRendererRegistry;
 import net.fabricmc.fabric.api.client.rendering.v1.BuiltinItemRendererRegistry.DynamicItemRenderer;
 import net.minecraft.client.MinecraftClient;
-import net.minecraft.client.item.ClampedModelPredicateProvider;
 import net.minecraft.client.item.ModelPredicateProviderRegistry;
 import net.minecraft.client.model.*;
 import net.minecraft.client.render.VertexConsumerProvider;
@@ -18,9 +17,10 @@ import net.minecraft.client.world.ClientWorld;
 import net.minecraft.entity.LivingEntity;
 import net.minecraft.item.*;
 import net.minecraft.util.Identifier;
+import net.minecraft.util.math.RotationAxis;
 import net.minecraft.registry.Registries;
 
-public class PolearmRenderer implements DynamicItemRenderer, ClampedModelPredicateProvider {
+public class PolearmRenderer implements DynamicItemRenderer {
 
     private static final PolearmRenderer INSTANCE = new PolearmRenderer();
     private static final Identifier THROWING = new Identifier("throwing");
@@ -29,7 +29,9 @@ public class PolearmRenderer implements DynamicItemRenderer, ClampedModelPredica
 
     public static void register(Item item) {
         BuiltinItemRendererRegistry.INSTANCE.register(item, INSTANCE);
-        ModelPredicateProviderRegistry.register(item, THROWING, INSTANCE);
+        ModelPredicateProviderRegistry.register(item, THROWING, (ItemStack stack, ClientWorld world, LivingEntity entity, int seed) -> {
+            return entity != null && entity.isUsingItem() && entity.getActiveItem() == stack ? 1 : 0;
+        });
         ModelLoadingRegistry.INSTANCE.registerModelProvider((renderer, out) -> out.accept(getModelId(item)));
     }
 
@@ -65,16 +67,20 @@ public class PolearmRenderer implements DynamicItemRenderer, ClampedModelPredica
             matrices.push();
         } else {
             matrices.push();
-            matrices.scale(1, -1, -1);
+            if (mode == ModelTransformationMode.THIRD_PERSON_LEFT_HAND || mode == ModelTransformationMode.THIRD_PERSON_RIGHT_HAND) {
+                int swap = mode == ModelTransformationMode.THIRD_PERSON_LEFT_HAND ? -1 : 1;
+                matrices.scale(1.5F, -1.5F, -1.5F);
+                float offsetX = swap * 0.05F;
+                matrices.translate(offsetX, 0, 0.05F);
+                matrices.multiply(RotationAxis.POSITIVE_Y.rotationDegrees(-30 * swap), offsetX, 0.5F, offsetX);
+                matrices.multiply(RotationAxis.POSITIVE_Z.rotationDegrees(-30 * swap), offsetX, 0.5F, offsetX);
+            } else {
+                matrices.scale(1, -1, -1);
+            }
             Identifier id = Registries.ITEM.getId(stack.getItem());
             Identifier texture = new Identifier(id.getNamespace(), "textures/entity/polearm/" + id.getPath() + ".png");
             model.render(matrices, ItemRenderer.getDirectItemGlintConsumer(vertexConsumers, model.getLayer(texture), false, stack.hasGlint()), light, overlay, 1, 1, 1, 1);
             matrices.pop();
         }
     }
-
-    @Override
-    public float unclampedCall(ItemStack stack, ClientWorld world, LivingEntity entity, int seed) {
-        return entity != null && entity.isUsingItem() && entity.getActiveItem() == stack ? 1 : 0;
-    }
 }