diff --git a/src/main/java/com/minelittlepony/unicopia/UnicopiaClient.java b/src/main/java/com/minelittlepony/unicopia/UnicopiaClient.java
index e46fd989..c3aef22c 100644
--- a/src/main/java/com/minelittlepony/unicopia/UnicopiaClient.java
+++ b/src/main/java/com/minelittlepony/unicopia/UnicopiaClient.java
@@ -19,13 +19,13 @@ import com.minelittlepony.unicopia.player.PlayerSpeciesList;
 import com.minelittlepony.unicopia.render.DisguiseRenderer;
 import com.minelittlepony.util.gui.ButtonGridLayout;
 import com.minelittlepony.util.gui.UButton;
+import com.minelittlepony.util.lang.ClientLocale;
 import com.mojang.authlib.GameProfile;
 
 import net.minecraft.client.Minecraft;
 import net.minecraft.client.audio.PositionedSoundRecord;
 import net.minecraft.client.entity.EntityPlayerSP;
 import net.minecraft.client.gui.GuiButton;
-import net.minecraft.client.resources.I18n;
 import net.minecraft.entity.Entity;
 import net.minecraft.entity.player.EntityPlayer;
 import net.minecraft.init.SoundEvents;
@@ -62,7 +62,7 @@ public class UnicopiaClient extends UClient {
     static void addUniButton(List<GuiButton> buttons) {
         ButtonGridLayout layout = new ButtonGridLayout(buttons);
 
-        GuiButton uni = new UButton(layout.getNextButtonId(), 0, 0, 150, 20, I18n.format("gui.unicopia"), b -> {
+        GuiButton uni = new UButton(layout.getNextButtonId(), 0, 0, 150, 20, ClientLocale.format("gui.unicopia"), b -> {
             Minecraft.getMinecraft().getSoundHandler().playSound(PositionedSoundRecord.getMasterRecord(SoundEvents.BLOCK_ANVIL_USE, 1));
             b.displayString = "<< WIP >>";
 
diff --git a/src/main/java/com/minelittlepony/unicopia/edibles/Toxicity.java b/src/main/java/com/minelittlepony/unicopia/edibles/Toxicity.java
index 7928ec17..c78b15fa 100644
--- a/src/main/java/com/minelittlepony/unicopia/edibles/Toxicity.java
+++ b/src/main/java/com/minelittlepony/unicopia/edibles/Toxicity.java
@@ -1,11 +1,10 @@
 package com.minelittlepony.unicopia.edibles;
 
-import net.minecraft.client.resources.I18n;
+import com.minelittlepony.util.lang.ServerLocale;
+
 import net.minecraft.init.MobEffects;
 import net.minecraft.potion.PotionEffect;
 import net.minecraft.util.text.TextFormatting;
-import net.minecraftforge.fml.relauncher.Side;
-import net.minecraftforge.fml.relauncher.SideOnly;
 
 public enum Toxicity {
     SAFE(0, 0),
@@ -48,11 +47,10 @@ public enum Toxicity {
         return String.format("toxicity.%s.name", name().toLowerCase());
     }
 
-    @SideOnly(Side.CLIENT)
     public String getTooltip() {
         TextFormatting color = toxicWhenCooked() ? TextFormatting.RED : toxicWhenRaw() ? TextFormatting.DARK_PURPLE : TextFormatting.GRAY;
 
-        return color + I18n.format(getTranslationKey());
+        return color + ServerLocale.format(getTranslationKey());
     }
 
     public static Toxicity byMetadata(int metadata) {
diff --git a/src/main/java/com/minelittlepony/unicopia/item/ItemAlicornAmulet.java b/src/main/java/com/minelittlepony/unicopia/item/ItemAlicornAmulet.java
index fc6beb35..4a01e202 100644
--- a/src/main/java/com/minelittlepony/unicopia/item/ItemAlicornAmulet.java
+++ b/src/main/java/com/minelittlepony/unicopia/item/ItemAlicornAmulet.java
@@ -12,9 +12,9 @@ import com.minelittlepony.unicopia.player.IPlayer;
 import com.minelittlepony.unicopia.player.PlayerSpeciesList;
 import com.minelittlepony.unicopia.spell.SpellAffinity;
 import com.minelittlepony.util.MagicalDamageSource;
+import com.minelittlepony.util.lang.ClientLocale;
 import com.minelittlepony.util.vector.VecHelper;
 
-import net.minecraft.client.resources.I18n;
 import net.minecraft.client.util.ITooltipFlag;
 import net.minecraft.entity.Entity;
 import net.minecraft.entity.MoverType;
@@ -121,7 +121,7 @@ public class ItemAlicornAmulet extends ItemArmor implements IDependable {
         if (iplayer != null) {
             int attachedTime = iplayer.getInventory().getTicksAttached(this);
             if (attachedTime > 0) {
-                tooltip.add(I18n.format(this.getTranslationKey() + ".tagline", StringUtils.ticksToElapsedTime(attachedTime)));
+                tooltip.add(ClientLocale.format(getTranslationKey() + ".tagline", StringUtils.ticksToElapsedTime(attachedTime)));
             }
         }
     }
diff --git a/src/main/java/com/minelittlepony/unicopia/item/ItemSpell.java b/src/main/java/com/minelittlepony/unicopia/item/ItemSpell.java
index ba66923e..e4e7b005 100644
--- a/src/main/java/com/minelittlepony/unicopia/item/ItemSpell.java
+++ b/src/main/java/com/minelittlepony/unicopia/item/ItemSpell.java
@@ -12,10 +12,10 @@ import com.minelittlepony.unicopia.spell.SpellAffinity;
 import com.minelittlepony.unicopia.spell.SpellCastResult;
 import com.minelittlepony.unicopia.spell.IDispenceable;
 import com.minelittlepony.unicopia.spell.SpellRegistry;
+import com.minelittlepony.util.lang.ClientLocale;
 import com.minelittlepony.util.vector.VecHelper;
 
 import net.minecraft.block.BlockDispenser;
-import net.minecraft.client.resources.I18n;
 import net.minecraft.client.util.ITooltipFlag;
 import net.minecraft.creativetab.CreativeTabs;
 import net.minecraft.dispenser.BehaviorDefaultDispenseItem;
@@ -184,7 +184,7 @@ public class ItemSpell extends Item implements ICastable {
         if (SpellRegistry.stackHasEnchantment(stack)) {
             SpellAffinity affinity = getAffinity(stack);
 
-            tooltip.add(affinity.getColourCode() + I18n.format(String.format("%s.%s.tagline",
+            tooltip.add(affinity.getColourCode() + ClientLocale.format(String.format("%s.%s.tagline",
                     affinity.getTranslationKey(),
                     SpellRegistry.getKeyFromStack(stack)
             )));
@@ -199,7 +199,7 @@ public class ItemSpell extends Item implements ICastable {
     @Override
     public String getItemStackDisplayName(ItemStack stack) {
         if (SpellRegistry.stackHasEnchantment(stack)) {
-            return I18n.format(getTranslationKey(stack) + ".enchanted.name", I18n.format(String.format("%s.%s.name",
+            return ClientLocale.format(getTranslationKey(stack) + ".enchanted.name", ClientLocale.format(String.format("%s.%s.name",
                     getAffinity(stack).getTranslationKey(),
                     SpellRegistry.getKeyFromStack(stack)
             )));
diff --git a/src/main/java/com/minelittlepony/unicopia/item/ItemStaff.java b/src/main/java/com/minelittlepony/unicopia/item/ItemStaff.java
index 1cc81ca3..80ff197b 100644
--- a/src/main/java/com/minelittlepony/unicopia/item/ItemStaff.java
+++ b/src/main/java/com/minelittlepony/unicopia/item/ItemStaff.java
@@ -8,10 +8,10 @@ import javax.annotation.Nullable;
 import com.google.common.collect.HashMultimap;
 import com.google.common.collect.Multimap;
 import com.minelittlepony.unicopia.Predicates;
+import com.minelittlepony.util.lang.ClientLocale;
 
 import net.minecraft.block.Block;
 import net.minecraft.block.state.IBlockState;
-import net.minecraft.client.resources.I18n;
 import net.minecraft.client.util.ITooltipFlag;
 import net.minecraft.entity.Entity;
 import net.minecraft.entity.EntityLivingBase;
@@ -77,7 +77,7 @@ public class ItemStaff extends ItemSword implements ITossable {
 
     @Override
     public void addInformation(ItemStack stack, @Nullable World worldIn, List<String> tooltip, ITooltipFlag flagIn) {
-        tooltip.add(I18n.format(getTranslationKey(stack) + ".tagline"));
+        tooltip.add(ClientLocale.format(getTranslationKey(stack) + ".tagline"));
     }
 
     @Override
diff --git a/src/main/java/com/minelittlepony/util/MagicalDamageSource.java b/src/main/java/com/minelittlepony/util/MagicalDamageSource.java
index 29fc2113..c04de301 100644
--- a/src/main/java/com/minelittlepony/util/MagicalDamageSource.java
+++ b/src/main/java/com/minelittlepony/util/MagicalDamageSource.java
@@ -1,6 +1,7 @@
 package com.minelittlepony.util;
 
-import net.minecraft.client.resources.I18n;
+import com.minelittlepony.util.lang.ServerLocale;
+
 import net.minecraft.entity.Entity;
 import net.minecraft.entity.EntityLivingBase;
 import net.minecraft.entity.player.EntityPlayer;
@@ -42,11 +43,11 @@ public class MagicalDamageSource extends EntityDamageSource {
             ItemStack held = attacker instanceof EntityLivingBase ? ((EntityLivingBase)attacker).getHeldItemMainhand() : ItemStack.EMPTY;
 
             String withItem = withAttecker + ".item";
-            if (held != null && held.hasDisplayName() && I18n.hasKey(withItem)) {
+            if (held != null && held.hasDisplayName() && ServerLocale.hasKey(withItem)) {
                 return new TextComponentTranslation(withItem, target.getDisplayName(), attacker.getDisplayName(), held.getTextComponent());
             }
 
-            if (I18n.hasKey(withAttecker)) {
+            if (ServerLocale.hasKey(withAttecker)) {
                 return new TextComponentTranslation(withAttecker, target.getDisplayName(), attacker.getDisplayName());
             }
         }
diff --git a/src/main/java/com/minelittlepony/util/lang/ClientLocale.java b/src/main/java/com/minelittlepony/util/lang/ClientLocale.java
new file mode 100644
index 00000000..99d2e3d3
--- /dev/null
+++ b/src/main/java/com/minelittlepony/util/lang/ClientLocale.java
@@ -0,0 +1,26 @@
+package com.minelittlepony.util.lang;
+
+import net.minecraft.client.resources.I18n;
+import net.minecraftforge.fml.relauncher.Side;
+import net.minecraftforge.fml.relauncher.SideOnly;
+
+/**
+ * Localisation class for client-side translations.
+ * Only use this in client code. Servers should use ServerLocale.
+ */
+@SideOnly(Side.CLIENT)
+public class ClientLocale {
+    /**
+     * Translates the given string and then formats it. Equivalent to String.format(translate(key), parameters).
+     */
+    public static String format(String translateKey, Object... parameters) {
+        return I18n.format(translateKey, parameters);
+    }
+
+    /**
+     * Determines if a language mapping exists in the current locale for the requested key.
+     */
+    public static boolean hasKey(String key) {
+        return I18n.hasKey(key);
+    }
+}
diff --git a/src/main/java/com/minelittlepony/util/lang/ServerLocale.java b/src/main/java/com/minelittlepony/util/lang/ServerLocale.java
new file mode 100644
index 00000000..cebde015
--- /dev/null
+++ b/src/main/java/com/minelittlepony/util/lang/ServerLocale.java
@@ -0,0 +1,27 @@
+package com.minelittlepony.util.lang;
+
+import com.minelittlepony.unicopia.forgebullshit.FUF;
+
+import net.minecraft.util.text.translation.I18n;
+
+/**
+ * Localisation class for server-side translations.
+ * Use this in a server context, otherwise use ClientLocale.
+ */
+@FUF(reason = "Don't deprecate classes we actually need to use")
+@SuppressWarnings("deprecation")
+public class ServerLocale {
+    /**
+     * Translates a Stat name with format args
+     */
+    public static String format(String key, Object... format) {
+        return I18n.translateToLocalFormatted(key, format);
+    }
+
+    /**
+     * Determines whether or not translateToLocal will find a translation for the given key.
+     */
+    public static boolean hasKey(String key) {
+        return I18n.canTranslate(key);
+    }
+}
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