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+package com.minelittlepony.settings;
+
+import com.minelittlepony.common.client.gui.IField.IChangeCallback;
+
+/**
+ * A sensible config container that actually lets us programmatically index values by a key.
+ *
+ * Reflection because Mumfrey pls.
+ *
+ */
+// Mumfrey pls.
+public abstract class SensibleConfig {
+
+    private static SensibleConfig instance;
+
+    public SensibleConfig() {
+        instance = this;
+    }
+
+    public abstract void save();
+
+    public interface Setting extends IChangeCallback<Boolean> {
+        String name();
+
+        /**
+         * Gets the config value associated with this entry.
+         */
+        default boolean get() {
+            return instance.getValue(this);
+        }
+
+        /**
+         * Sets the config value associated with this entry.
+         */
+        default void set(boolean value) {
+            instance.setValue(this, value);
+        }
+
+        @Override
+        default Boolean perform(Boolean v) {
+            set(v);
+            return v;
+        }
+    }
+
+    public boolean getValue(Setting key) {
+        try {
+            return getClass().getField(key.name().toLowerCase()).getBoolean(this);
+        } catch (IllegalArgumentException | IllegalAccessException | NoSuchFieldException | SecurityException ignored) {
+            return true;
+        }
+    }
+
+    public boolean setValue(Setting key, boolean value) {
+        try {
+            getClass().getField(key.name().toLowerCase()).setBoolean(this, value);
+        } catch (IllegalArgumentException | IllegalAccessException | NoSuchFieldException | SecurityException ignored) {
+        }
+        return value;
+    }
+}